Wednesday, October 6, 2010

"My Journey on a Pirate Ship"

"There once was pirate named Kenpachi Zaraki, who was the King of the Pirates.
He had fame, power and wealth beyond your wildest dreams.
Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said.
"My fortune is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece.
Ever since, pirates from all over the world set sail for the Grand Line searching for One Piece the treasure that will make their dreams come true."

Yo!

Ya-yo Ya yo!

Dreamin', don't give it up Kimmy.
Dreamin', don't give it up Alice.
Dreamin', don't give it up Amiri!
Dreamin', don't gi-give it up give it up give it up give it up give it-no!

Here's how the story goes we find out, about a treasure in the Grand Line there's no doubt.
The pirates whose eyes on it he'll sing "I'll be King of the Pirates, I'm goin' to be King!"

Ya-yo Ya-yo Ya-yo, uh-oh.
Her name is Kimmy (that's Kimberly , for short)
Goin' to be king of the pirates.

She's blows fire (How did that happen)
Yo-ho-ho, she took a bite of gum-gum

Ya-yo Ya yo

Her name Alice, she's just like a samarai.
And a L.A.D.Y, Amiri's not shy.
Cherise doing that marksman thing, T-san cooking, Alexis doctoring
Ya-yo Ya-yo Ya-yo, uh-oh
Set sail for One Piece, it's the name of the treasure
In the Grand Line.

Ya-yo, Ya-yo set sail for One Piece!


Last time on One Piece, Kimmy and her crew had just settled on a remote island.

"This is crazy..."
"Oh come one! This is were the treasure is hidden!"
".... Inside the cave?"
"Duh!! That's why I vote Alexis to get the treasure!"
"What?! Why me?!"
"...... Your sense of direction, maybe?"
"FINE."
Alexis went inside the cave, her shoulders slump. Few minutes passed and she came back.
"So, did you find it?"
"Yeah..."
She opened her hand and there, in all its glory, was a ....... Hostess Cupcake?!
"WHAT?! This can't be the treasure!"
"Yes it is. It had a sign that said, 'TEASURE'."
"..... really?"
"Yeah."
"That's it, I'm going home..." said Kimmy as she climbed into the boat.
"Hey! You coming or what?!"

THE END!! :)



3 comments:

  1. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! XD

    Very creative Kim! I was laughing my ass off in the begining! I still can believe Kenpachi ( Bleach caharcter) is on One Piece XD!!!
    Anywho, grammarwise its great, but use spell check when you're through because I see some mispelled words in there. Overall, very, very entertaining!

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  2. LMFAO TIMES TWOOO!!!!!!
    How did I become a doctor and find a Hostess Cupcake! You must have been eating one! i love the beat and your story of adventure. You should use that for your RISD application for your essay. CREATIVE.MINDS.ONLY!!! YOU RUULLEEE!!!!! XD XD

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  3. Without saying, this is a blog masterpiece. Great job.

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