Kim--Green
Ayisha--Purple
Jenny--Pink
T-san--Orange
Alexis-Red
Cherise--Blue
Charles--Yellow
The class--white
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“BORING!”
“UH! You will die!! EFFING cat!!!”
“You want a piece of me?!”
“BRING IT!!!”
“Children! Calm down.”
“Who the hell are you calling child? I ‘m the damn teacher here! Charles, bring order here!”
“Meow.”
“Yes, Charles.”
“Alright then, so class, what’s your vision of an ideal vacation?”
“To go to Jamaica and eat Jamaican food for one whole week.”
“Lying on a beach with nothing to do all day except read and sleep.”
“Staying at a historic B&B, eating at fascinating restaurants, touring antique sites, feeling pampered with poolside time and massages and chocolates--all with the Love of my Life!”
“Staying at home and getting fat...”
“Going to Disneyland and getting high...”
“....! What the hell you just say?”
“What? Disneyland?”
“No dumbass! You can’t get high at Disneyland!”
“But the kids at Morningside did that...”
“So what? They’re just homos from some local-ass school!! That is not your ideal vacation!!”
“Maybe it is...”
“Don’t talk back to me!”
“Meow.”
“Yes, Charles.”
“WTF?! How do you bring order here, Charles?”
“Meow. Meow.”
“Not fair!!”
“Meow.”
“I’m not whining!”
“So, Tiger-senpai, what’s your ideal vacation?”
“Me?”
“Duh.”
“Well, it would be going to some faraway country or island and relaxing there without the worry of correct your test or homework...”
“You don’t give us tests or homework...”
“Shh, don’t tell the district about that. That’s our little secret, okay?”
“Do I get money?”
“What? Hell no! I’m broke!”
THE END
“Who the hell are you calling child? I ‘m the damn teacher here! Charles, bring order here!”
ReplyDelete“Meow.”
“Yes, Charles.”
wow, a single meow calms the whole class. Hmm...lemmi see if that'll work during a Burgulary.
"Gemmi yo money, foo!"
"Meow..."
“What? Hell no! I’m broke!”
XDDD