Saturday, November 13, 2010

"Explain your ideal vacation."

Kim--Green
Ayisha--Purple
Jenny--Pink
T-san--Orange
Alexis-Red
Cherise--Blue
Charles--Yellow
The class--white
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“Okay class, today we’re going to talk about your vision of an ideal vacation.”
“BORING!”
“UH! You will die!! EFFING cat!!!”
“You want a piece of me?!”
“BRING IT!!!”
“Children! Calm down.”
“Who the hell are you calling child? I ‘m the damn teacher here! Charles, bring order here!”
“Meow.”
“Yes, Charles.”
“Alright then, so class, what’s your vision of an ideal vacation?”
“To go to Jamaica and eat Jamaican food for one whole week.”
 “Lying on a beach with nothing to do all day except read and sleep.”
 “Staying at a historic B&B, eating at fascinating restaurants, touring antique sites, feeling pampered with poolside time and massages and chocolates--all with the Love of my Life!”
“Staying at home and getting fat...”
“Going to Disneyland and getting high...”
“....! What the hell you just say?”
“What? Disneyland?”
“No dumbass! You can’t get high at Disneyland!”
“But the kids at Morningside did that...”
“So what? They’re just homos from some local-ass school!! That is not your ideal vacation!!”
“Maybe it is...”
“Don’t talk back to me!”
“Meow.”
“Yes, Charles.”
“WTF?! How do you bring order here, Charles?”
“Meow. Meow.”
“Not fair!!”
“Meow.”
“I’m not whining!”
“So, Tiger-senpai, what’s your ideal vacation?”
“Me?”
“Duh.”
“Well, it would be going to some faraway country or island and relaxing there without the worry of correct your test or homework...”
“You don’t give us tests or homework...”
“Shh, don’t tell the district about that. That’s our little secret, okay?”
“Do I get money?”
“What? Hell no! I’m broke!”

THE END

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

"Explain the problems, both personal and societal, the result from obesity."

Kim--Green
Ayisha--Purple
Jenny--Pink
T-san--Orange
Alexis-Red
Cherise--Blue
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“Okay, today we’re going to talk about obesity.”
“What kind?”
“What the—there’s different kinds?!”
“Why you asking me? You’re the teacher!”
“Anyway, obesity and problems! So how to problems, both personal and societal, results from obesity? Yes, Owl?”
“Obesity is a personal problem because it’s the people fault for eating too much fatting foods and it was their decision to eat it.”
“Well, I think it’s a societal problem because it’s the society’s fault for making food that is unhealthy for our consumers!”
“So how can we combine those two together?”
“With cheese!”
“Dammit, Ham Ham! This is not the time to speak nonsense!”
“But I’m hungry...”
“Yeah, me too.”
“When’s lunch time?”
“Yeah, obesity reminds me of food...”
“How the hell does obesity reminds you of food?!” 
“Because the fat people are eating food, duh.”
“Don’t talk like that!”
“Why not?”
“Because that’s hurting the people’s feelings!”
“But the fat people can’t hear.”
“What the hell did I just said?!” 
“Tiger-senpai, I gotta pee...”
“Jesus, Haqoora! Go pee!!”
“Okay...”
“Back to the class discussion!”
“Obesity is personal and a societal issue because it’s the people ‘s fault for eating it and society’s fault for making it!!”
“Meeting adjured!!!”
“Wait! We have to wait for Haqoora!!”
“Why?”
“She owes me a burger for that one time...”
“We do not need to know!!!”

THE END


"Explain how two people of different interests and backgrounds could became unlikely allies."


Kim--Green
Ayisha--Purple
Jenny--Pink
T-san--Orange
Alexis-Red
Cherise--Blue
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“Hello... Hello... is this thing on?”
“We hear you loud and clear, Captain.”
“Okay Good morning! Today, we’re going to explain two people of different interests and backgrounds could became unlikely allies.”
“That’s a long subject.”
“Don’t complain, Yoruichi, do it for the blog.”
“Okay...”
“Yay, okay, Ham Ham?”
“Hm?”
“Please answer the question.”
“What question?”
“Didn’t you hear anything I said for the last two minutes?!”
“Nope sorry, I was just staring at that bird.”
“Why the hell are you staring at a bird?”
“Don’t judge me, Haqoora.”
"Look you------"
“Hey, I’m teaching a class here!”
“Oh yeah...”
“Anyway, Ham Ham, please answer.”
“Opposites attract.”
“What?”
"I said----"
“I know what you said, but the hell does that mean?!”
“Well, you see, people like each other when they have different interests and backgrounds because they get to know more about that person and stuff.”
“That was very good, Ham Ham! Anyone else? How about you, Stanford?”
“Why do you always call on me?”
“This the first time I’m calling on you, IDIOT!!”
“Is this how you treat one of your students?”
“Don’t do the hair flip around me!”
“Ahem!”
“Oh yes yes, back to the class... Stanford?”
“ Whatever. If people had the same interests and backgrounds, there won’t be any connections and liking about them, so they need to have different personalities.”
"Very good, Stanford! Now----"
“Sorry I’m late!”
“Do you know what time it is, Owl?!”
“Hold on.... let me see.... oh, it’s time to go.”
“WHAT?! Huh, where is everyone going? CLASS IS NOT OVER!!!!!”

THE END

The Class...

For now on, my blogs will be like a classroom setting area, so here is the class:

TEACHER: Kim as Tiger-senpai

























TEACHER'S PET: Charles the Tiger

















THE CLASS:

Ayisha as Yoruichi




















T-san as Haqoora























Jenny as DJ Ham Ham





















Alexis as Stanford  
                




















Cherise as The Owl